Need a Witty Writer?

The Wittery has a Sassy Sales Weapon for Your Business.

Find a talented bunch of freelance witty writers ready to write your fresh witty content. Seriously!

Knock the serious socks off your bland rivals and shine

online with a little help from the wit mob.

Wit is IT for Your Business. Get IT at The Wittery

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Are you a witty writer?

Are You a Freelance Writer?

Can you write witty copy?

Does your content shine online?

Join us at The Wittery

(Serious scribes need not apply)

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Stuff witty writers can do for you

Blogs Press Releases
Website Content Ad copy
Speeches Social Media
Newsletters

A 140 character whirlwind of sass can be just as beneficial to a business as a 140-page white paper with far better budgetary implications.

(Wittery Writer Words on witty short content)

Writer Snippets

Mom. Writer. Wino. Not necessarily in that order.
Consider me a baker. Except instead of flour, I use words. Pretty much, the rest is the same.
A MEDIA WEASEL MAKES YOUR COPY POP!
No let's talk about YOU. See, you've fetched up here because if you have to read any more tedious articles saying exactly the same thing as a hundred thousand others, or dreary SKUs(...)
Alan Jazeera (Comedy Terrorist)
My journey into comedy was pre-destined from the moment of conception.

Had it not been for the condom bursting you wouldn't be reading this, and I wouldn't be one of the minority(...)

How it works

The Witty Writer Marketplace

Outwit your rivals with killer content from witty writers

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What is The Wittery?

Here at The Witty Writer Marketplace, we bring you an easy peasy way to find and hire witty freelance writers to write your fresh witty content to order.

Once you register and activate your account, you can post your job, sit back and wait for pitches from the witty writers.

You can register here and avail of a free trial (post your first project for free).

Writers are pre-screened and you negotiate your own contracts directly with your chosen writer.

Whether you need big wit, half wit or little wit in your fresh engaging content, the witty writers can cook yours to order.

It's time to let your business personality shine through your marketing content with a little help from The Wittery Writers. Little Wit, Half Wit, Big Wit - You Decide...

Give your customers a super User Experience with your wittiness and get the search engines chasing after you.

Check out The Wittery Blog for a flavor (including the Jargon Buster Serious/Not Serious Series which you'll find there). There are also some bits of wit hanging out in the Samples Section. For more information, start here. The Wittery writers are an eclectic mix; mostly American, Canadian, British and Irish.

Witty Freelancer?

We love to hear from freelance witty writers, freelance humor writers, freelance comedy writers and market-ready rookie freelance writers born with the witty gene. If you fit the bill, why not apply? There's no membership fee for freelance writer members.

Showcase your smile-inducing talents, find freelance writing jobs with a witty twist, and negotiate contracts directly with clients (without commission). To be part of this new venture and to join the wit mob, fill out the application form and fling it our way.

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